Stéphane Poirier likes to describe himself to make sure you get a clear picture of what he's about.

"I'm cute as a puppy or a newborn baby - two things girls don't want to sleep with."

"I'm a comedian, which is great for picking up a girl at a bar, but lousy when trying to get a bank loan."

"I'm pretty stupid. That's what I get paid for."

This young French Canadian will be found to be irresistably cute by the ladies and insightfully hilarious by the gents.